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Joke of the Day

"I trust a woman ab as far as I can throw her. Very far. As far as she wants. I'll do anything plz come back to me *cries into pillow*"

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"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."
"Trying to impress a girl who loves jokes about dead hookers. Give me ur best."
"How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car? No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot"
"3 dyslexic mods walk into a bra... [deteled]"
"I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous."
"I met my town's bishop at Easter mass today but I think he might be an imposter... ... he didn't move diagonally"
"What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men? Maddie McCan"
"I gave every penny I had to the homeless guy the other day! Now I just have 20 $100 bills in my purse!"
"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."