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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car? No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot"

"What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear? None, they go commando."

"I was going to throw an earth day party But I forgot to planet."

"did you hear about the freak birth at chernobil? a baby was born with more eyes than teeth"

"I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor I couldn't handle the pressure."

"I tried to explain what a double entendre is But it's sooo hard."

"What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds? A litter nation."

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film."

"Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years."

"Me and my brother went to a homosexual Chinese restaurant. We both ordered 'the cream of sum yung gui'"