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Joke of the Day

"I submitted a group of puns to a pun judging contest hoping one of them would win. No pun in ten did."

"A baby seal walked into a club ..."

"How to avoid clickbait"

"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants."

"Snoop Dogg repackaged himself as Snoop Lion, and then went on to become Snoop Carrot, The first rapper who is also a raw carrot"

"What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets? A little get together"

"#WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming."

"Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand."

"If I die, I'm gonna kill myself. I just couldn't live without me."

"Why couldn't the Mexican go hunting? Because he didn't habanero!"