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Joke of the Day
"Trying to impress a girl who loves jokes about dead hookers. Give me ur best."
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"You ever watch a really stupid person for like 10 mins and wonder how they haven't been hit by a train or carried off by a giant eagle yet?"
"Knock knock *Who's there?* Who. *To who?* (cough, straighten collar) To WHOM..."
"A complete list of movie roles turned down by Nicolas Cage:"
"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken."
"I wish the girls who rejected me in high school could see how many Pokemon I've caught."
"Imagine how excruciating a conversation between Hodor, Groot, and Timmy from South Park would be."
"""You are what you eat""? I don't remember eating a giant disappointment."
"Whenever someone jokingly replies, ""Blocked,"" I laugh and laugh and then go check."
"One of my terrorist friends decided to bomb our only good coffee machine in all of Yemen... Pissed as hell, he said he hates french press"