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Joke of the Day

"I met my town's bishop at Easter mass today but I think he might be an imposter... ... he didn't move diagonally"

"What is the most mind blowing state an indian can experience Nirvana"

"when i tell guys i want a baby i just assume they kno i don't mean a human one. i want a baby antelope, a baby hedgehog, a baby lizard"

"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat?? When she starts fitting in your wife's clothes!!"

"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."

"What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business"

"Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA? Yoghurt has a culture."

"I get a sense of pride and achievement when my boss catches me actually doing work."

"Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe? Because the servers cannot be found"

"I just crashed into the back of a dwarf driver.... He gets out of the car inspects the rear bumper and goes up my window. ""I'm not happy"" he said ""well which one are you then?"""