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Joke of the Day
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... What's the opposite of progress?"
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"A microwave with three only buttons. 1. Hot Pocket 2. Pizza Rolls 3. 4 Hot Pockets and 60 Pizza Rolls"
"A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2 He's pro Bono."
"Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dildos."
"One gypsy says to another... Back in the day, when I was young, my mother would give me 1 dollar and I would get 2 bottles of milk, 2 breads, 5 kilos of meat... and now..cameras everywhere..."
"""These orthodontic shoes are really great!"" - don't you mean *orthopedic*? ""I stand corrected."""
"People who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still update their MySpace profiles."
"Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."
"I'm so patriotic; I piss red, white, and blue. My doctor told me it was pancreatic cancer. I told him to shut his commie mouth!"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He needed a pencil to work it out."