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Joke of the Day

"Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dildos."

"Helen Keller joke thread anyone? Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You would too if your name was WHHAARRFFUUURRRRGGGGRRRSSSHHHAAAAALLLLLLOOOPPPPMMMNNN!!!!!"

"If Captain America's shield is vibranium, then... Hawkeye's shield is Quicksilver"

"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"

"What was the last thing Arnold Schwarzenegger said before he was eaten by cannibals? ""I'll be snack."""

"2 men walk into a bar The third one ducks."

"Three friends partner to setup a law firm. They are Ivanna Firm, Harry Butt and Richard Ox."

"My wife just asked me why she came home to find marinara sauce all over our sleeping baby's head. Sorry babe, I'M NOT A DETECTIVE."

"LOUD PART, quiet part, LOUD PART, quiet part. There, I wrote a symphony. What's the big deal?"

"It's a shame that nobody is stepping up to defend the clown community Not even the mimes are talking"