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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual? Because the pedals fell off."

"Why don't you see tampons with maxi pads? Because they're stuck up cunts."

"What's the best way for a prostitute to advertise? Word of mouth."

"Why do guys not like to eat pussy first thing in the morning? Because, you know what it's like to open up a grilled cheese sandwich!"

"How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?"

"My parent's kitchen was designed with 11 light switches, all of which turn on the garbage disposal if you're trying to be quiet"

"Zombies are categorically asexual as they are more interested in taking head than giving head."

"I was going to tell a joke about sodium But Na"

"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?"