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Joke of the Day

"Why do guys not like to eat pussy first thing in the morning? Because, you know what it's like to open up a grilled cheese sandwich!"

"""Name?"" queries the Starbucks barista. The almighty feathered serpent Quetzalcoatl only sighs."

"What job can you see yourself doing? Inspecting mirrors"

"An accountant at a bank was constipated Apparently he couldn't budget, but he worked it out with a pencil and paper and it was all good."

"The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn't know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry."

"My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!"

"Knock knock... The pilot, let me in!!!!"

"The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it."

"I heard that the factories in China will be close until the next GOP president. A liberal joke"

"What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched? It was an explosive success"