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Joke of the Day

"Zombies are categorically asexual as they are more interested in taking head than giving head."

"You guys stole those words from the dictionary."

"What breed of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoodle"

"I'm like a dead owl... I just don't give a hoot anymore."

"Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes?"

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"

"[stands up in church] Okay I'm starting to think some of this stuff isn't true you guys."

"On your way to hell, there will be a 6-year-old pushing a shopping cart one foot behind you."

"My phone battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie."

"If I had kids I would name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete so when they misbehaved I would just hit them all at once."