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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !"

"Jokes about communism aren't funny... unless you share them with everyone"

"Two clean jokes that start dirty. What's brown and sticky? A STICK! What's a foot long and slippery? A SLIPPER!"

"My wife asked why I keep my guns in the library. I said it's for shelf-defense."

"Dad: ""Go to your room now!"" Child: *storms off* ""Jim Morrison was overrated!"" Dad: ""What did I tell you about slamming the Doors?!"""

"Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, ""How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."""

"Rioters are breaking into antique music stores across the country damn Luters."

"I've had enough of this shit. I thought to myself as i sat on the toilet for 3 hours."

"I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass"

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Courtesy of the late Redd Foxx."