216970
Joke of the Day
"Jokes about communism aren't funny... unless you share them with everyone"
Next Joke
"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To let him get a word in."
"Me: I'll take 'Marriage' for 800 Alex Alex: Having one wife too many Me: What is bigamy Alex: Nooo. We were looking for, what is monogamy"
"When I go to my Profile Page I am so happy it says ""That's You!"" because I get confused easily."
"If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?"
"Women call me ugly until they hear how much money I make. Then they call me ugly *and* poor."
"I like my beer like i like my violence.. Domestic"
"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"
"What two planets should we keep clean? Earth and Uranus."
"What did The Zodiac Killer say before killing his victims? ""You're Cruz'n for a bruising""."