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Joke of the Day
"My wife asked why I keep my guns in the library. I said it's for shelf-defense."
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"I ordered an Asian Hooker, she arrived 2 hours late She loves me wrong time."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok. He woke up."
"How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, we have no time for humour."
"I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls."
"Remember when.. Remember when ""Netflix and chill"" used to mean... watching Netflix and chillin'?"
"I like my coffee like I like my..... women: ground up and in the freezer."
"Coffee is the silent victim in our house... It gets mugged every day."
"Mom always said I was going to be a strong one... After I survived that abortion"
"What is Victoria's Secret? 'Her' real name is Victor!"