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Joke of the Day

"Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, ""How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."""

"What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Damn!"

"I put a couple of t's in my beer last night. I think it made it better."

"Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I."

"No One Understands Me I'm a barefooter, so no one can walk a mile in my shoes."

"What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line."

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind."

"*guy getting eaten by a shark* Guy: I just wanted to say I'm Vegan. Shark, spitting him out: Wtf man. I had you in my mouth & everything."

"What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat."

"My wife accused me of being addicted to drinking brake fluid. I said I can stop any time I want."