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Joke of the Day
"How do you cure depression? A gun."
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"With a name like Freddy Mercury... shouldn't he have done heavy metal?"
"My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook."
"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding."
"My horse had a win at the races today. Fuck knows how he filled in the betting slip."
"One of my nipples is a different color from the other two. Is this normal?"
"And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses."
"What did the depressed dolphin say? I need a porpoise."
"Two cows are standing in a barn. Cow 1: Hey, did you hear about the big outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter."
"Madonna falling was wrong on so many levels. Well 2, the stage and the floor."