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Joke of the Day
"My horse had a win at the races today. Fuck knows how he filled in the betting slip."
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"Ladies, holding out on sex with your man to get what you want will not work. He will just take longer showers."
"Michael Jackson jokes are so childish"
"what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"
"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""hey, wanna go in there and get shitfaced""?"
"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who hired me looking over my shoulder, watching me stare at my phone... Brb."
"The most disturbing thing about fossil fuels is when Larry King pisses into his gas tank and drives off."
"wife: um, why is the zoo calling about a missing giraffe? me measuring the ceiling: no idea."
"If it ain't broke, I haven't borrowed it yet."