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Joke of the Day
"With a name like Freddy Mercury... shouldn't he have done heavy metal?"
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"Went to an Indian restaurant last night The waitress asked me ""Was the curry ok sir"" I said ""Ok. One song then you can piss off"""
"Women need security -when I'm around."
"Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them."
"Why do Texans duel at high noon? They distrust clocks."
"Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?"
"A man calls in sick... A man calls in sick and his boss replies and asks ""how sick are you?"" Well, I am fucking my sister so pretty sick."
"Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!"
"What do anal sex and spinach have in common If they were forced upon you as a child you wont like them as an adult"
"Did you hear they're planting in a million trees throughout Harlem? In a city effort to improve public transportation."