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Joke of the Day
"One of my nipples is a different color from the other two. Is this normal?"
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"""Yep, I'm going to jail."" When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*"
"Why are no murders solved in West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em."
"What's a cats favourite dictator? Chairman Maow"
"What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts? SnapeChat"
"What do you call a shirt you hate? *Cloathed*"
"What did the clown say after having a few drinks? ""I'm feeling funny"""
"Has the Supreme Court decided on Man v. Food yet?"
"What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters? Truth or Darren Wilson."