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Joke of the Day
"My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook."
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"What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!"
"The awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and can't do it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !"
"What do pirates call fat whores? LAND HO!"
"The year is 2005. Hollaback Girl is playing. We find a table and discuss how we each decided on our MySpace top 8. Everyone is ok with this."
"My first time having sex was a lot like my first high-school football game. I was bruised and bloody in the end but at least my dad came."
"Guy Fieri's parents were two lyrics websites"
"""Man this milk is SO strong. It's got like, 30% lactose or some shit. Whatever that means."" -baby parties"
"Sun Tzu's The Art of War is very applicable in the business world. Just today I made my boss sit facing the window so he had sun in his eyes"