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Joke of the Day
"Roses are brown, Violets are brown.. Who the fuck took a shit in my garden?"
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"My mom's so pessimistic... If there was an Olympics for pessimism ... she wouldn't fancy her chances."
"What type of pasta is most likely to cheat for a musical award? Rigatoni"
"God took a paternity test He found out he was the father, the son and the holy spirit."
"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note... its a start"
"What do a sprinkler and an unemployment line have in common? Spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga-spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga (say out loud at your own risk)"
"The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions"
"I'm always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tissues."
"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"
"Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more? Too many thank you notes to write"