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Joke of the Day
"Roses are brown, Violets are brown.. Who the fuck took a shit in my garden?"
Next Joke
"A valentine? IN THIS ECONOMY?!?"
"What do you call a horny homosexual? Homorectus. Sorry"
"Why are muslim people so kind-hearted? Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb"
"What did Kanye West say when he saw the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones? Dat shit Frey."
"They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness"
"Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house."
"What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!"
"There's a theory that Princess Diana had dandruff. They found her head and shoulders in the dashboard."
"What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler! ^^^... ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^/r/dadjokes ^^^is ^^^thataway"