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Joke of the Day
"Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more? Too many thank you notes to write"
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"What's the difference between an egg and a root? You can beat an egg, but you can't beet a root!"
"My catchphrase is ""Just smell the money, baby"". I can't use it yet (I don't have money), please don't steal it"
"What is a chiropractor's favorite movie? Thoracic Park"
"Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)"
"Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation."
"I adopted a rock. He just sits there and does nothing all day. It still beats raising Kylo."
"How did Copernicus become the first Polish astronomer? He was the first one in the country to look up."
"What STD is found most commonly among lesbians? Carpet burn"
"What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st? Happy new ears Eve!"