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Joke of the Day
"Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more? Too many thank you notes to write"
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"Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus."
"To make a boob joke all you need to do is use words that end in 'it' Isn'tit?"
"q uo poq nq s s s"
"The grass is always greener on the other side Because if we let you in you'd just ruin it for the rest of us."
"*locks doors and rolls window down almost a quarter of the way* ""you fellas mind not skateboarding so close to my driveway"""
"What do women and dog-poop have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."
"Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape edition. Turns out they all did it."
"Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure order a burger and a shake!"