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Joke of the Day

"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note... its a start"

"My friend Roy made up this joke, so goddamn proud Why did the beer get bottled? He was trying to dodge the draft."

"Spiritually, ever since I ate my first curry, I'll always be part Indian."

"why are black people fast? all the slow ones are in jail"

"On 3. Ready? One. Two. Three. *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! Caveman: This game is stupid."

"aHow many light bulbs does it take to change a man?a -light bulb factory worker going insane"

"Emotions are like farts... You can only hold them in for so long."

"Why did Bowie die? I guess he was shot through the heart"

"is this Sara? hi, this is Tom from HS. my god its been years! Anyway, im calling because u changed your HBO Go password & I need the new one"

"It's starting to look like Christmas in New York A lot of the stores have trees in the window"