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Joke of the Day

"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"

"Then there were 3 sets of footprints & God said ""This is Deb. She answered my Craigslist ad & U r the one who said we should try new things"""

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."

"Trump Brand Condoms! Guaranteed to be 100% effective. The wrapper is empty but once you or your partner see his face on it you would no longer want to have sex."

"Did you hear about the new German microwave? It seats 20."

"""Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?"" Well.. You know what they say about big feet."

"I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date... it's never going to make it anywhere near that."

"Sunday Family Humour 3rd August - a Weekly light humour magazine for all the family"

"Turns out when you're a grown up, you CAN do anything you want, you just have to deal with the fallout... *pizza dough plops on head*"

"I'm getting tired of all these Nepal jokes. Come on guys, shake things up."