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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a communnist sniper? A Marxman"
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"Bats are just rats who had too much Red Bull."
"Heard about the baby seal who walked into a club? ba doom doom cha!"
"What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web? Your keyboard."
"I refuse to work with compost It's degrading"
"So I just got a new FitBit. Everytime I take the stairs instead of the elevator, I tell myself ""For the watch!"""
"What's the capital of Greece? About 10."
"*At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven. I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate."
"Why did the illiterate man with the 3 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"
"What's brown and sticky? Poo!"