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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? Poo!"
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"Q: who was the world's first carpenter? A: Eve, she made Adam's banana stand!"
"Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"Never murder a death metal singer slowly... They always let out blaring death growls."
"What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it."
"My childhood left me with unreal expectations about how often I would see pies used as weapons."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson? One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black."
"What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !"
"I like the way you weigh the way I like you."
"Old cows eventually make for the best glue So if Hillary Clinton becomes president, there's hope that our divided country can once again stick together."