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Joke of the Day

"Which state smells the worst? The Prostate"

"Why are boys faster than girls? Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift."

"I have to pee every hour, on the hour. ...it's like cockwork"

"If I buy a cardigan, and then I buy another cardigan Am I buying a cardiganagain?"

"What's it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."

"What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep."

"I don't think so unnamed henchman shooting at the main character."

"I don't think it's nice to make fun of schizophrenics. And neither do I."

"What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk? He began to feel Merry."

"America: Where stairs are only used for emergency escape purposes."