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Joke of the Day

"What does a mod do in their spare time? [Deleted]"

"My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory."

"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"

"There was a farmer who had a machine which caculated the angle you sat. He called it his pro-tractor"

"Unexpectedly meeting a celebrity is cool, unless.... It's Chris Hansen."

"I don't always take the derivative of x^2.... But when I do, it's dos equis."

"Girl with small feet? Will do great in kitchen"

"Hints are like bombs As long as they're really not subtle, You only need to drop one. But you drop a second one just to be really sure they got the message."

"What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift"

"""SIRI, WHERE'S THE REMOTE?"" -- ""SIRI, BRING ME A BEER!"" -- ""SIRI, WHERE'S MY DINNER?"" -- Wife: ""She's either deaf, or had sex with you too."""