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Joke of the Day
"Million dollar idea: Dating website for leopards called Connect the Dots"
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"There are 3 types of students in my school. Those that are good at maths and those that are bad."
"the similarities between a wife and a grenade if you pull the ring off, the house is gone"
"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchair"
"I've been seeing a lot of commercials for lawsuits concerning metal on metal hip implants. I'm going back in time and getting a hipster implant, before metal was cool."
"So two typefaces are in a strip club... one says to the other, 'damn, thats some fine print.'"
"I heard they found the plane.. Well at least Sarah Palin tweeted that she could see the wreckage from her house."
"I'm not an alcoholic, an alcoholic NEEDS a drink... I already have one"
"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"
"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"