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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout makes it back from camp."
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"What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space? NASA."
"At the club, a 6'1"" girl was crying in my lap. I just kept petting her hair, pretending she was a sad giraffe. Win-win."
"My ex was terrible in bed. I mean she would just lie there... Screaming, ""Noooo!"""
"There are dogs that can detect cancer, find missing people, detect bombs, etc. My dog rolls around in other animals feces."
"Any one want to get a Helen Keller thread going? What do you do after you rape Helen Keller? Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom."
"I'm such a bad golfer, I found a job in the dessert I'm guaranteed to find water."
"Why do lesbians like Sports Authority so much? Because they hate Dick's!"
"How does a Jew make beer? He brews."
"Some old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. Turns out pushing the old bitch to the ground was a bad idea."