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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists? How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, they can't change anything."

"Jack and coke don't go together because Jack is a recovering addict."

"A priest checks into a Hyatt... A priest checks into a Hyatt. Asks the front desk, ""Is the porn channel disabled?"" Guy at the front desk replies, ""No, you sick fuck. It's regular porn."""

"I was Saddam tired last night.... I slept like Iraq..."

"What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!"

"Why do urologists like UTIs? It means urine business."

"Why do tweakers do it doggy-style? So they can both look out the window."

"A black man walks into a music store... ...and asks an employee if they have anything by 'The Doors'. To which the employee responds ""yeah, two security cameras, so get lost"""

"""Dad can we get a puppy?"" ""No but we can get a submarine if you like?"" [2 hours later 3000m beneath the pacific] ""dad I should be at school"""

"Why do people hate cliffhangers? Because the suspense is killing them."