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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume."

"What country is the most fragile? China!"

"I don't gossip because: 1. It's not my business. 2. I'm no better than anyone else. 3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :("

"A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory... But he leaves because it was just soda pressing."

"What did the mouth say to the nose? Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait..."

"said to my wife... I can make a car out of noodles. NO YOU CAN'T she said. ...should've seen her face when I drove pasta."

"What do you call a person with no nose or body? Nobody nose!"

"Why did a man eat a clock? He wanted to pass some time."

"Don't email me a link to a 6 minute youtube video. I wouldn't watch a video that long if in contained clues to solve my own murder."

"Did you hear about the new car that instead of using gas, runs on Carbon, Oxygen, Carbon, and Potassium? It's a real guzzler."