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Joke of the Day
"""Tell me the story behind each of your tattoos."" -No one, ever"
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"How many things do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb"
"Why is six afraid of seven... Because seven is a registered six offender."
"Guy Fieri's parents were two lyrics websites"
"Me: You know, one nice thing about being snowed in all weekend is we haven't had to spend any money. Wife: (clicking add to cart) So nice."
"Two really hot women are walking down the street... when a man who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere..."
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He had a bone to pick with his neighbour."
"What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball? The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!"
"What do you call a clock you wear on your belt? A waist of time"
"So Hitler writes a porno... It's title: *Mein Kampfidential*"