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Joke of the Day
"How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? He ate a 10 year old wiener."
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"As I read my son's suicide letter, I couldn't help but feel that I had failed him as a parent.... His grammar and spelling were terrible."
"My dick is like a dollar bill... About 6 inches long, 3 inches wide, and you should wash your hands after touching it"
"What do you call a duck with one leg A handiquack"
"I never knew who my father was Until my mom revealed that she had a sex change"
"If Edgar Allen Poe didn't have a cat named Poepurry, then I question him as a writer."
"Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth."
"I just got a text from a woman I know that said only ""we z"". Did she just ask me to sleep with her in three letters? Nicely done!"
"Which vitamine are feminists missing? D"
"I've spent about 6 years of my life waiting for roommates to leave so I don't have to say hi to them when I come out of my bedroom"