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Joke of the Day

"How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? He ate a 10 year old wiener."

"Kidnapping is the most misleading term ever I've had these kids in my trunk for an hour and I can't get them to stop screaming let alone nap"

"Sex is like playing cards.. if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand."

"The Doctor made me walk again... Because I had to sell my car in order to pay the hospital bill"

"Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV? His son with the xbox."

"You might think an Indian baker is having problem with his bread But to him it's a naan-issue."

"We live in a time where ""He is hot"" is more important than ""He is a nice guy."""

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."

"Special shout out to the CIA, who were pouring cold water on people BEFORE the ""ice bucket challenge"" made it cool"

"The waitress just asked, ""Still happy over here, guys?"" and I'm not sure how to respond."