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Joke of the Day
"Curiosity killed the..... Martian race"
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"A Guy In A Wheel Chair said... A guy in a wheel chair said "" you know what I can't stand"""
"What did adam say to eve? Let's save humanity."
"My girlfriend said to me... ""If one day, you want to run away, just let me know..."" Turns out she meant together."
"I've never really heard a ginger joke... Got any?"
"I'd tell you a joke about my penis. . . But it's too short & not many people get it."
"It's too human to go outside."
"There's three things you should know about me, I'm Canadian, I watch Hockey, and... I'm sorry."
"I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...""I won't dessert you."""
"What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games? The liver"