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Joke of the Day
"It's too human to go outside."
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"If you made a triangle with sticks... would it be twigonometry?"
"A pencil sketch artists' greatest dilemma..... 2B or not 2B?"
"I invented a new word... Plagiarism."
"Our 2-year-old is entertaining everyone at the restaurant by screeching like a seagull every fifteen seconds."
"Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says ""where's the soap?"" Second nun says ""yeah, it does doesn't it."""
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin dating Chris Brown."
"You know it's good sex when the neighbors call the police and a priest."
"My parents are super religious.... At night all I can hear is ""Oh god! Oh god! Jesus!"""
"What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea? An incurable romantic."