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Joke of the Day
"I've never really heard a ginger joke... Got any?"
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"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"
"Harper Lee's new novel is a Mexican spinoff of her classic... Tequila Mockingbird"
"What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 avocados? A guacamole."
"Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts? The other half drive Lincolns"
"Sunday is a great day to curl up with a good book and completely ignore it because, ya know, the Internet."
"God loves me but I'm not looking for anything serious."
"*interrupts dinner ""IS THAT CLOCK REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER!?"""
"What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The Wheelchair."
"what's your favorite part of Sundays, mine is staying up really late for no reason whatsoever so that I'm extra miserable all week"