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Joke of the Day

"Ruth and Johnny, side by side, went out for an auto ride. They hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree, Johnny kept going Ruthlessly."

"I used to think paramedics were ghost doctors."

"I wore a Seattle Seahawks jersey to my midterm today. I know I shouldn't but ill pass."

"Can me and you go out sometime? ""No, your grammar is too poor"" Ok wow, my gramma broke af, but what that got to do with us?"

"My friend David lost his ID the other day... Now we just call him Dav."

"What is the Terminators Muslim name? Al Bi Baq"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? **To kill its self** This is no joke **#CHICKENLIVESMATTER**"

"What did the Jewish baby say to the Rabbi? Keep the tip."

"You in the crosswalk: I stopped for you. I stopped. I'm stopped. I won't unstop. Don't look at me. Just walk. Go. For the love of God."

"(Misogynist Joke #4) - My girlfriend complains about how painful her period cramps are... I reminded her that's her fault for being a woman."