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Joke of the Day
"I used to think paramedics were ghost doctors."
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"Worlds shortest joke... (fixed) My life."
"How does a farmer count cows? with a cow-calculator."
"People with stick figure families on their car: Oh look how cute we are! Criminals: I'll need 3 rolls of duct tape."
"Why are men so smart while having sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."
"A prisoner got out of his cell. Warden : Close all the exits. after 10 minutes the prisoner escaped Warden : How the hell did he escaped? Guard : He went through the entrance."
"What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year? Patty O'Furniture"
"What do you call the Flintstones if they're black? Niggers."
"What did the fish say to the concrete wall? Dam!"