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Joke of the Day

"What is the Terminators Muslim name? Al Bi Baq"

"The headline ""WORLD'S OLDEST PERSON DIES"" could also be ""WORLD HAS NEW OLDEST PERSON""."

"In a recent poll, 80% of Japanese women admitted to having faked origami."

"Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt."

"Which female comedienne likes terrible punchlines? BaDum **Trish**."

"What did Delaware? Idaho. Alaska"

"My Deaf girlfriend told me..... My Deaf girlfriend told me to fuck off. That's not a good Sign"

"What is ""Mary"" short for? She has no legs!"

"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... ...brown, smooth, and easy to spread. Props to Shakes the Clown."

"What's the difference between a pothead and a gay Muslim? Potheads get stoned by choice."