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Joke of the Day
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And says ""gimme a beer and a mop."""
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"LPT: How to get out of murder/manslaughter charges. Become a police officer."
"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."
"What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees? A porcupine."
"I hate all the political correctness in recent years. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal, would you please go paint that fence over there?"""
"A BLONDE'S BRAIN Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant."
"Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention."
"I'm like Global Warming... No one takes me seriously."
"Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity. Feels like it was only yesterday..."
"do you ever check how much time there's left of an episode just to make sure they won't stop there"