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Joke of the Day

"ME: Siri listen very carefully. I need you to quietly dial 911, and... SIRI: I HAVE FOUND TWO RESTAURANTS WITHIN 5 MILES OF YOUR LOCATION."

"What's the difference between porn and music? Volume..."

"why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? because everybody that can run, swim or jump in in the united states..."

"I wanted my Native American girlfriend to move in with me but she had some reservations."

"One obtuse angle says to the other, ""Oh man it's hot in here!"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, it's over 90 degrees!"""

"Camera Joke Nikon"

"My girlfriend took me bra shopping It was an uplifting experience"

"One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Vodka."

"What's the worst part about going down on a black girl? Cotton mouth"

"Not really a joke but still funny US air force engineers and aerospace scientists developing the military's newest stealth fighter have approached Malaysia Air for the plans for the missing 777..."