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Joke of the Day

"A BLONDE'S BRAIN Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant."

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? ... They're really good at it."

"Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare."

"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs is both the same."

"What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!"

"What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job? A patchy gunship"

"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."

"Mob bosses are donating a percentage of every gram of speed smuggled & sold to Thailand. They're calling it the ""Ice Phuket Challenge""."

"what will a small left boob will say to the big right boob we are not isomorphic :P"

"I hate being the only drunk person at the party It totally ruined my sons 6th birthday!"