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Joke of the Day
"I'm like Global Warming... No one takes me seriously."
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"Hey Green Bay - what are you packing? Meat? Fudge? Of course, if it's heat, my sincere apologies."
"Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, so who was left?"
"Knock-knock Who's there? Dave. Dave's not here, man..."
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"My girlfriend is a keeper. She's perfect, but I never score."
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