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Joke of the Day
"What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees? A porcupine."
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"What animal has an asshole on its back? A police horse."
"[rose from the movie titanic a couple years later sitting on crowded bus] excuse me, can you slide over so I ca- ""NO, there's no room"""
"Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents? Because the rest of the letters are not-E."
"If a girl has sex with many guys, she's called a slut, but if a guy does the same... ... he's called gay."
"Why was the plumber stressed? He had a high pressure job"
"Ancestry.com will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from."
"If I wanted to drive my wife insane, I'd secretly raise a colony of bees & place one new bee inside of her car each morning for ten years."
"To the guy that invented the number ""zero""... thanks for nothing."
"19 and 20 got in a fight 21"