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Joke of the Day

"Break-Ups How do functions Break-Up? They stop calling each other."

"eating dinner with a gun in both of my hands is challenging but i realized i can just shoot the food and catch the splatter in my mouth"

"I refuse to jump on the I hate Mondays' bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally"

"People who do not use the grocery store divider bar can rot in hell."

"What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e]-lacs!"

"What's the definition of endless love? A tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder"

"Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas? In a skeptic tank. --- (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious; feel free to suggest a better wording!)"

"I need to take a new default picture but i'm nowhere near a bathroom mirror."

"Just once I'd like to see an NFL coach show a little sportsmanship and wear a sweatshirt or hat with the other team's logo."

"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."