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Joke of the Day

"Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas? In a skeptic tank. --- (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious; feel free to suggest a better wording!)"

"A Tweet is like a dress; the shorter the hotter."

"What do you do with unruly shapes? You put them in prism"

"I knew someone who died in a skydiving accident. Their funeral wreath was in the shape of a parachute. After all, that's what they would've wanted."

"The reason women will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees The man will start unzipping"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!"

"The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, ""Did you forget your line?"""

"I require Latvian Jokes Please, they're so funny."

"When deaf people want to interrupt each other, do they slap the other person's hands out of the way?"

"A teenage boy asks his granny: 'Have you seen my pills, they are labelled LSD? Granny: ""Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"""