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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes people ask me why I don't wear a watch. It is because I just don't have the time."
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"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a confused 8 year old with aspergers reading the list of toppings at Cold Stone."
"Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish."
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck."
"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!"
"Dad can I? A young man went up to his father and asks ""Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?"" His father says ""I don't know. Are you any good?"""
"What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple."
"My neighbor asked me to keep an eye on his house while he's out of town. I've already texted him ""Your house isn't on fire"" 42 times."
"What's Charles Dickens's middle name? Deep"
"Found an old playboy from the 70's last night, I wonder why they didn't call it hair club for men..."