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Joke of the Day

"Dad can I? A young man went up to his father and asks ""Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?"" His father says ""I don't know. Are you any good?"""

"I think we should elect Bernie. When Isis hears a Jew is president they will all have heart attacks and die."

"Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?"

"A set of gold chains would be a great retirement gift.. For a really good slave."

"Why do pigs run from medicine? They hate getting cured."

"Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home."

"They organized a lookalike competition in China. Everybody won!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Pacquiao was chasing it!"

"I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay."

"Did you hear those loud tennis players last night? They were causing quite the racket."