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Joke of the Day

"Found an old playboy from the 70's last night, I wonder why they didn't call it hair club for men..."

"Why is Thor's brother always overlooked? Because he's low key."

"Your loud tweeting woke me up. Someone must have typed in all caps."

"What do you call the kids claiming ""We don't need no education""? Comfortably Dumb"

"I quit smoking, drinking and chasing women... Worst 10 minutes of my life..."

"What's a soldier's least favorite car company? KIA"

"I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. Jehovah's fitness."

"So I went to the bathroom to take a poo... Not sure why she was angry though, it's not like she wanted it."

"Keep salespeople from pestering you by asking what type of saw can cut through bone and sinew the quickest."

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon.... and Michael Jackson liked to molest little boys."