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Joke of the Day

"Found an old playboy from the 70's last night, I wonder why they didn't call it hair club for men..."

"Some people wouldn't know good literature even if... ...they got slapped across the face with a Moby Dick."

"Why is it called a funny bone? Because its humerus!"

"Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you."

"Biology Joke Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease? Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?"

"*going through mail* ""bills bills bills bills bills"" ""I think I'll unsubscribe from Daily Ducks Magazine."""

"When I lose my glasses I become a horrible plumber because I can't see shit."

"Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean? She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so."

"An autistic girl asked me out today And I said yes. I guess you could say I like girls that are down for everything"

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim...."