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Joke of the Day
"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!"
Next Joke
"Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here. Me: But I bought the it from your shop. Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. but you don't use them here!"
"Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people"
"Really threw me off This kid started throwing out words that started with TH. I got through this, there, and they but I didn't see that coming."
"I will read that article on how procrastination can kill me As soon as I get around to it."
"What did the nun wear to the casino? Her gambling habit."
"You know what grinds a Germans gear? Nothing, they are too well engineered. Edit: Spelling"
"How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house? It has a recognizable gait"
"What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? a-CAW!"
"My lift to work was late to arrive at the train station, so I killed the driver... ...I thought it was fair but some said it was a loco-motive"