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Joke of the Day

"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!"

"(NSFW) Fact: The donkey is the only know animal that can reproduce by ass fucking."

"Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night... He was so bad, a man in a wheelchair got up and walked out."

"Deer nuts are cheap they're under a buck."

"What is long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers."

"Three women are sitting at a bar talking about how loose they are... One can fit in a sausage, one can fit in a cucumber and the third one just slides down onto the bar stool."

"Mixed martial arts? Why you gotta make biracial people fight each other though?"

"Dry January is going really well. Even if everyone keeps saying that I need to shower."

"Star Wars Episode 7? What's next, Star Wars Episode 8???"

"Try our curry, you'll never get better I don't get what's so funny about it, do you mind explaining it like I'm 5?"